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Saturday, March 28, 2009


So much for the advertising pitchmen of the television world. Vince Shlomi (what a name), the voice and salesman for SHAMWOW - was arrested last week in Miami, for felony battery. Apparently he propositioned a hooker, Sasha Harris, for $1000 of "straight sex", and when he kissed her - the woman bit his tongue and would not let go. Now that sounds like a painful experience. He then proceeded to beat her in the face, resulting in bruising and fractured bones - and the police were called.

Just looking at Ms. Harris' mug shot - I would presume that the picture on the left was from a prior arrest, as her hair is neat and the jail outfit is different. Now....the picture on the right would appear to be from this encounter - and she looks like she might have truly enjoyed the moment. Such a grin (smirk) speaks volumes, wouldn't you say?

As for Mr. Salesman - he definitely looks like he might be sporting a swollen tongue in his pictures. But Mr. Shlomi is not the innocent one would presume. Going by the name Vince Offer, he produced a film (porn maybe) starring, Joey Buttafuoco (remember him - with the Long Island Lolita?) So in my humble opinion, I'm wondering if his real name is still elusive. I'm so glad I had no interest in buying a ShamWow!

Thanks for all the well wishes of yesterday. Thedaughter2 is doing well after her surgery. She is one of millions I would presume, suffering from a few "female" problems. I would hate to remind her that she will be 40 in 2 years - nah...I won't! If this procedure doesn't help, she may have to make some decisions down the road, but that will all be in good time. But thanks again.
It has been a gloomy day ALL day ---- until now...it is a little after 7 pm and the sun finally decides to glare into the house. More rain is on the way, so I am sure tomorrow will be another dismal event. I have been working on one PITA Corporate return all day and can gladly say it is now completed, printed and ready for pick-up. Sometimes I would rather have teeth pulled than work on certain returns. Beggars cannot be choosers, as they say. So after taking two Excedrins - I'm calling it quits for the day and headed for a long hot soak!
Take care all - and I will return.......later.................


Warped Mind of Ron said...

Glad your daughter is doing well. Have a great remainder of the weekend.

Blonde Goddess said...

Why on earth would that hooker bite his tongue and then not let go?
That's weird.
I mean weird even for me.

Nan said...

Glad your daughter is okay.

The dude should just be happy they hadn't gotten to the fellatio part of the encounter yet.

Kulkuri said...

Maybe he didn't pay her.
Maybe I'm an old cheap bastard, but I can't see paying that kind of money for sex.

rennratt said...

Maybe he was a terrible kisser, or it was because he violated the "Pretty Woman" rule. (NO TONGUE)

Either way, he's pretty nasty looking. I'm kind of proud of the girl.

Also, if it's weird to BG, then IT IS WEIRD.

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Lemmy Caution said...

I saw this Shamwow story all over the Internet this weekend.

I don't have cable, satellite, or any form of commercial television....so I just kept thinking WHO IS THIS MAN !

One visit to youtube later and now I'm just sorry I know who he is.